These crisps have ethics!

I was in Tesco the other day, pondering buying a bag of Kettle Chips.  “Yeah,” my brain said, “but Tyrrells are nicer.”

“They’re not,” my brain said.  “They taste just the same.  We tried them side-by-side at the weekend.”

“Okay,” my brain said, “but Tyrrells are ethical.  That makes them better.”

“What does that mean?” my dad said.  “Why does them being ‘ethical’ make them better?  All that means is that they have a set of ethics they work to.  The Nazi’s were ‘ethical’, they just worked to an entirely different set of ethics to the rest of us.”

As well as Godwinning my internal monologue, and being in my head when he had no real right to be there, my dad did have a point.

So long as a manufacturer strives to work to within a consistent ethical framework, they can claim to be ‘ethical’.  Their ethical framework could involve pumping mercury into river systems and enslaving orphan children.  So long as they strive to follow those ethics, they can claim to be ‘ethical’.

When companies do say they’re ‘ethical’, we tend to assume this means a number of things:

  • They treat their workers and producers fairly;
  • They strive to have as small an impact on the environment as possible;
  • They respect the product they’re producing more than they money they make from it;
  • They are up-front with their customers and treat them with respect.

Those are some very broad, sweeping statements.  Does treating their workers fairly mean profit–and loss–sharing; or does it mean using the company’s assets to protect them from sudden changes in the market?  Does treating their producers fairly mean having clearly worded, mutually agreed contracts which both parties abide to; or does it mean having flexible contracts which can be adapted to circumstances as they arise?  Does treating their customers with respect mean not floating their company on the stock exchange, and therefore not being answerable to their shareholders before their customers; or does it mean relying on customers to drive market forces and so ensure they are making the product the customers want, the product they are buying?

We don’t know any of this.  When company’s claim to be ‘ethical’, they put that on their packets but they don’t answer any of these questions.  We just see that they’re ethical, assume that their ethics are the same as ours, and we believe should support them.

Once upon a time, a company decided to be Good Guys.  They would be socially responsible, respect the environment and respect their customers.  They were straight up with their customers, telling them, ‘these are our ethical beliefs, and here’s how we are abiding by them’.  The idea of an honest company resonated with people, and their products sold.

Some guy in marketing noticed.  They found the key word in that company’s sales pitch and copied their product design.  Now everyone’s doing it and they’ve reduced all those complicated questions and good intentions to a simple equation:  Ethical = good = I should support this product.  No thought required.

Thanks for pointing it out, head-Dad.

But I fell for it.  Godwin damnit.

A Question of Ethics

It must surely be a bizarre and twisted world where ‘No Win, No Fee’ solicitors are a force for good in the world.  While the intention of the laws they exploit may have been intended for the benefit of mankind, they are cultivating the greed and lack of personal responsibility which is the cancer of our age.

And then there’s The Bastards.  Everyone, I’m sure, has at least one in their lives.  They are people who seem to operate without any moral compass, any sense of empathy for their fellow human beings, any poetry in their soul, any sense of wonder.  They are small, petty people, frustrated with their own powerlessness who stamp on anyone around them as hard as they can in compensation.  People with tight, closed, scared minds, the sort of people who say, ‘I’m not being racist/sexist/homophobic, but…’  They may change, because everyone can change.  But it would probably take a night-time visit from three ghosts, a meeting with a messiah, and surviving a major, world-changing disaster to crack that shell of theirs.  And possibly the most frustrating thing with these people is that you are never, ever going to be in a position to hand out some just deserts.

(In my life, the majority of Bastards can be found in middle-management.)

Now, for the ethical question of the day.

Can you see what it is yet?

Lets say a Bastard deals you personal injury.  It’s painful, and means you lose money because you have to stay off work.  And that’s not to mention the hospital visits, costs of prescriptions, taxis, social isolation, intense itchiness.

Now, is it ethically viable to use a No Win, No Fee company to wring as much money out of them as possible?